Utility Bills???? Blech!

Has life and utility bills ever gotten you down? This week we have had our gas shut off. Thank heavens it's summer time. Really who needs hot water to take a shower or wash dishes? There's nothing like washing your hair and getting a head rush! I for one don't particularly care if it gets turned on again before it snows. The pioneers lived without hot running water, right? What doesn't kill me will make me stronger. We just have to start the bath water an hour and a half before bath time so that we have time to heat water on the stove... no problem. Gas Company!!!! I'm on strike! Any ideas on how to make a shower for Cupcake? He is not spry enough to hop in and out of the tub... hmmmm.... wonder what I could do with some surgical tubing and a sprinkler head. Maybe just a trip to the car wash... he he he... now that would be some entertainment. If i video tape it, I could put it on Utube! Maybe sell tickets.... popcorn... oh, yeah, and some of those flashing handheld dealeys you can buy at walmart! I know... I'm sure everyone would like to buy a t-shirt. Life in the world in my mind is so much fun!