What?????

Yeah, so back to the evicted thing. It's bad enough that you yourself are a crazy Mamma. But dealing with the landlord's crazy mamma is beyond my call of duty. As of an hour ago, the landlord said he did not know his mother was coming by, and it was not to evict us, but to ask us to move instead? REALLY? There's a difference? Nothing 2 months rent won't fix. Oh well, at least we'll be a month ahead. Do normal people have these issues? According to my 16 year old I am not normal. Most occasions I am fine with that. I laugh in the face of normality. I mean, who wants to be like everyone else? I have found as I age that most people are only surface normal anyway.... under the water their feet are going like mad. (Deep inside I am a closet normality seeker. Don't tell anyone!) It must be nice to stay at home with your children and be a wonderful mom. Maybe in my next life!

Seriously??????

Well, today's exciting news? We're being evicted. Whoever screwed up our economy... I hope you're happy. Any ideas on how to really fast come up with first and last months rent? Really... I don't think I signed up for all this crap. At one time in my life I would have looked at me and thought that I seriously must have screwed up somewhere in life to have been alotted so much in a short two years! Sad thing is, Cupcake has a lawsuit that should be over in July. We were hoping to use it for a down payment on this house. 6 weeks... how quickly life can change in a matter of minutes. Good News: Puddles promises my husband that when he dies she will "drag him home and take care of him"... when I started to laugh, she said to me in all the wisdom of her 4 years," Do you know how hard it is to drag an old man home?" Then very solemnly, she promised me that "when you die I will piggyback you home and take care of you". I still haven't found out if she's going to carry me, or use my dead body to be piggybacked upon, lol. Might make good fodder for the compost pile.... maybe. Heaven knows there's enough of me to fodder! Really Heavenly Father, when you promised mot to give me more than I could handle, did I really say "Oh, no, that's ok, even when I've hit the more than I could handle button, could you pile on a little more?" I think I've hit the panic button... You can stop anytime now please.